May 2010
“BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company....”
“A 2007 study found on average Australians walk 900 miles a year. We drink 26...”
– Aussie66Fastback’s signature on mustangforums.com
PROLOGUE
It was that day that Randy realized he could fly through time and space. He left his pitiful owners without hesitation, and only experienced a passing regretful thought about riding in a car with his head sticking out of the window as he sped through the atmosphere for good.
Randy moved with determined purpose throughout the universe. He saw things no human ever would, and he knew...
Dear Tumblr,
Could you please NOT rescale images that are 500 pixels wide or less? What the hell would you do that for?
WatchDoggies always make me smile. (via @wiibart)
How Do We Get Oil?
