This one is just to let you all know that there’s more than just filthy rich bastards trying to rally the dumb public to fight for their causes going on these days. They don’t even hesitate to try and brainwash our children starting at an early age.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster of which I’m a proud member is however fighting back against the Republican Christian indoctrination in a subtle but highly effective way. What better way would there be to prepare our children for the ultimate truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (who BOILED FOR OUR SINS for fuck’s sake!) than this awesome toy. I saw it today while shopping for a birthday present for the son of one of my friends and it filled my heart with joy. His Noodly Appendage truly is omnipresent and all around us.